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Who IS America’s Hottest Attorney General?
California Attorney General Kamala Harris President Obama ignited a firestorm of controversy when he described California Attorney General Kamala Harris “as by far, the best looking attorney general.”...
View ArticleThe Real Doll FAQ Is as Traumatizing as a TLC Special about Real Doll...
You know those anthropomorphic Real Dolls that are in about 50% of the creepy shows on TLC? As was pointed out by a likely owner, the Real Doll FAQ is gives an interesting insight into the thought...
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Phonetic Phriday: Post Your Pronunciation
Let’s mix it up a little. Instead of posting a picture you’re going to post your voice. Vocaroo is probably the easiest way. Because I can’t think of anything else how about the opening paragraph to A...
View ArticleLiving in America is Obviously Awesome
While America is not quite having the “moment” the city of Toronto is having, its particularities are still entertaining to the rest of the world. Apparently, driving three hours to a store where you...
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If You Only Follow One Person on Twitter it Should be Chelsea Peretti
I’ve accidentally seen Chelsea Peretti do stand up twice. Once she opened for Sarah Silverman and once for Aziz Ansari. Both times she was great, a good performer and a great laughs. But it wasn’t...
View ArticleLady Video Blogger Dances with Fruit for Educational Purposes
LGBT YouTube comedienne hartbeat creatively tackles gender stereotypes, demonstrates healthy self-image, and shows that it’s possible to make a bra out of watermelon shells. The video is a bit not safe...
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My Celebrity Crushes Get Me Through the Day
Do you get celebrity crushes? I do. I love my celebrity crush for anywhere from one to six months and we have the steamiest, sometimes romantic interactions… in my mind. Then one day, they either wear...
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Nineties Has-Been Newt Gingrich to Revive Nineties Has-Been CNN Show
Vile space gangster Newton Leroy Gingrich, erstwhile Terror of the Outer Rim Territories and disgraced Speaker of the House, has a job of sorts, if working for sad news-husk CNN counts as a job. At an...
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Movies That Might Have Been
Movie making is sort of a crap shoot. The movie we see on the screen is the result of a series of choices and random happenstances. Oh, crazy 70s Dune movie that never was, how I wish I had your sweet...
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Satan Loose in Texas, According to Pants-Crappingly Frightened Republicans on...
According to frightened poopy-diapered babies Texas Republicans, protestors demonstrating against recent outbreaks of batshittery in the Texas Legislature began chanting “Hail Satan” this week,...
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Pacific Rim is the Greatest Robot Monster Movie since ‘Robot Monster’
Pacific Rim is the Citizen Kane of robot monster movies. I’m referring, naturally, to the original cut of Citizen Kane, not the butchered, robot-free studio cut that most of us saw in film class....
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Anthony Weiner’s Sad Genitals Leaving NYC Mayor’s Race
Delusional man-whore and disgraced former Congress-skank Anthony Weiner and his attention-starved genitals are leaving the New York City mayor’s race. In a statement released on the popular...
View ArticleJohnny “JFF” Manziel’s Slow Decent into Madness
Johnyy Manziel is a legend and he’s 20 years old. In his opening season with Texas A&M last year, he lead the team to an epic win over Alabama during the season, demolished Oklahoma in the Cotton...
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Ted Cruz and the GOP’s Unnatural Birth Problem
Canadian-born U.S. senator Pablo “Ted” Cruz announced he will renounce his Canadian citizenship and defect permanently to his adopted homeland, the United States. Cruz, who is widely expected to seek...
View ArticleLady Video Blogger Dances with Fruit for Educational Purposes
LGBT YouTube comedienne hartbeat creatively tackles gender stereotypes, demonstrates healthy self-image, and shows that it’s possible to make a bra out of watermelon shells. The video is a bit not safe...
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Truckers Ride for the Constitution, America Shrugs, Laughs
The nation’s capitol was brought to a standstill mildly inconvenienced Friday as thousands dozens maybe eighteen or so four truckers descended on Washington as part of the Truckers Ride for the...
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Six More Catchy Chanukah Songs
Two years ago, we lit up the Festival of Lights with schmaltz-free Chanukah jams. This year, DJ Crasstalk is back, spinning on the alephs and bets. So put down that latke and update your holiday...
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Women Are Cutting Their Hair and it Means Things
It all started with Jennifer Aniston. She cut her hair into a bob. Various theories have emerged as to why she has made such a dramatic move. After all, Jennifer Aniston is her hair. It means...
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Romeo & Juliet in 24 Gifs
Was William Shakespeare the original Nicholas Sparks? No. But the Bard of Avon was an expert at writing tragic teen romance. Romeo and Juliet is a story of young love, passion, and what happens when...
View ArticleHow to Have a Successful Friends With Benefits Relationship
Here are my tips for you on how to have a successful “friends with benefits” relationship. Remember, it’s really about the f***ing: Try not to forget that. While some friends with benefits...
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